bjarnemelk

@bjarnemelkThe Completist Nightmare Curator

“I'm not very religiously inclined so this film didn't fully hit home for me. I felt as though were she not possesed this film could have been about parents being so scared of their child being mentally ill they would rather think they're po”

“Oh hell yeah. This film looks fucking stunning i have no clue how they pulled it off but the animation and live action just fit together seamlessly. The jokes land, the cartoon characters are really funny and Will Forte is great as well. I ”

“I don't mind them trying new stuff with the predator lore/mythos. And the idea of different tribes having different rules isn't bad either. But fucking eugenic predators who want to collect an autistic kid for superpowers come on. <a hre”

“It's a slight step down from the first one in my opinion, but still a lot of fun. I would say i preferred Pamela in the last movie and the characters felt more fleshed out. <a href="https://letterboxd.com/bjarnemelk_/list/friday-the-13th”

“I reckon Ridley Scott cried when he watched this movie <a href="https://letterboxd.com/bjarnemelk_/list/alien-predator-ranked/"> Alien/Predator Ranked </a>”

“I am very suprised both of these franchises survived after this dumpster fire of a film. I could write an essay on how fucking shit this is but this film does not deserve my or anyones time. <a href="https://letterboxd.com/bjarnemelk_/li”

“For sure the worst cast yet, which isnt very handy for a slasher. But i do really like the fact they make Jason more of a supernatural threat in this one instead of just a guy. And of course the mask <a href="https://letterboxd.com/bjarn”

“This film suprised me, it's my first Austen expectation and me not being a huge romance guy didn't help. But i really liked it. Loved the aesthetic and the dialogue, it felt very cozy at least for the first half of the film, love the use of”

“Easily the best predator film yet, very cool setting and idea, finally some actually engaging characters, and some very cool stuff. Multiple Predators, Predator v Predator, Predator fucking samurai fight, shame this never got the sequel it ”

“I find this film hard to rate, the whole drug war and just the entire first half of the film is boring as hell and the Predator felt like an afterthought. Mike Harrigan was pretty boring throughout. But hell the second half had lots of grea”

“Today i learned that when your in money trouble all u have to do is gamble”

“A fun feelgood film that made me laugh but not anything out of the ordinary really”

  • Coyote vs. Acme 2026

    Oct 21, 2026
    Oh hell yeah. This film looks fucking stunning i have no clue how they pulled it off but the animation and live action just fit together seamlessly. The jokes land, the cartoon characters are really funny and Will Forte is great as well. I almost fucking cried when roadrunner showed up like fuck yea. And obviously the message this film is making is very good but we know
  • The Exorcist 1973

    Oct 21, 2026
    I'm not very religiously inclined so this film didn't fully hit home for me. I felt as though were she not possesed this film could have been about parents being so scared of their child being mentally ill they would rather think they're posessed so at least they're not to blame. Overall still a good film though i don't like the actual subtext that much
  • The Predator 2018

    Oct 21, 2026
    I don't mind them trying new stuff with the predator lore/mythos. And the idea of different tribes having different rules isn't bad either. But fucking eugenic predators who want to collect an autistic kid for superpowers come on. <a href="https://letterboxd.com/bjarnemelk_/list/alien-predator-ranked/">Alien/Predator Ranked</a>
  • Friday the 13th Part III 1982

    Oct 21, 2026
    For sure the worst cast yet, which isnt very handy for a slasher. But i do really like the fact they make Jason more of a supernatural threat in this one instead of just a guy. And of course the mask <a href="https://letterboxd.com/bjarnemelk_/list/friday-the-13th-ranked/">Friday the 13th Ranked</a>
  • Predators 2010

    Oct 21, 2026
    Easily the best predator film yet, very cool setting and idea, finally some actually engaging characters, and some very cool stuff. Multiple Predators, Predator v Predator, Predator fucking samurai fight, shame this never got the sequel it so obviously was setting up <a href="https://letterboxd.com/bjarnemelk_/list/alien-predator-ranked/"> Alien/Predator Ranked </a>
  • Friday the 13th Part 2 1981

    Oct 21, 2026
    It's a slight step down from the first one in my opinion, but still a lot of fun. I would say i preferred Pamela in the last movie and the characters felt more fleshed out. <a href="https://letterboxd.com/bjarnemelk_/list/friday-the-13th-ranked/">Friday the 13th Ranked</a>

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